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Biscuiteer's avatar

How could you possibly miss OPERATION HARD WORKING STAFF?

Susan Marquis's avatar

I’m on Amtrak. In the quiet car. And dying! 🤣🤣🤣

Rick Mandler's avatar

Gives new meaning to a staff job. But anyway…. OPERATION BACKDOOR. OPERATION MISSLE PROBE. OPERATION TANGLED SHEETS

Nancy's avatar

OPERATION PILE DRIVER

Peter Greiff's avatar

Operation Strap-On

Operation Leather Whip

Operation Backdoor Man

Operation Hard Drive

So many more…

Geoff Anderson's avatar

Operation ball-gag

Operation gimp-mask

TheOtherKC's avatar

Overthinking the comedy in Hesgeth's tweet, but I really think this is a "greater than the sum of its parts" deal.

"Rough Rider" could go either way, and "Midnight Hammer" sounds like somebody just put "manly" words in a hat and picked out two. But put the two by each other and you get a real "Rob Halford songs about manly gay sex" vibe... and then you top that off with Southern Spear, which sounds like an Austin Powers bit.

Daniel Bongard's avatar

I honestly laughed at "in a literal sense, he used not a bullet but a bird".

Cliff's avatar

There was a point in the late 2010s when her articles on NYMag started to annoy me with their stupidity. She's always written like this, and the weird undertones from those power networks were seeping through. Somehow this post was the first I'd heard of what happened, but I'm not surprised in the least.

Daria's avatar

"Nuzzi walked through hell and she took notes." This seems like a very mild version of hell to include a book deal, excerpts in Vanity Fair, and a gently scathing NY Times profile.

Paul G's avatar

FLACCID HAMMER

ACTIVE SHAGGER

MEAT HAMMER

MASSIVE DAGGER

And last, but certainly not least. . .

ERECT SENTRY

Robert Gillette's avatar

Oh, that WAS fun, thanks for this much- needed comic relief.

David Stark's avatar

No normal person saw double entendres in those operation names. Because most people genuinely care about obliterating hostile nuclear sites and diminishing narco-terrorist states. The joke is on you.

Double-A's avatar

If that's supposed to be deadpan humor, you take the cake, buddy!

wiredog's avatar

So she went for a hike on the Appalachian Trail? Does Rusty of "Today in Tabs" fame know about this?

Stephanie's avatar

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Stephanie's avatar

OPERATION MIDNIGHT THRUST

Kenneth Almquist's avatar

I was wondering whether Nuzzi wrote her own book description, because it reads like a parody and I would expect a professional to write a book description that is plausibly believable. But after reading the excerpts, I hope the book description is printed on the back cover because it’s likely better writing than anything else in the book.

I don’t want to totally dismiss the book; it might become the next https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_Argon