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cjc's avatar

Congratulations!

*scene from the zombie apocalypse*

Government Official 1: We need advice on how to deal with the zombies when they're crossing international borders. Should we ask Dan Drezner?

Government Official 2: Hmm, isn't he just some professor?

GO1: He's actually a Distinguished Professor.

GO2: Oooh. OK, send the a jet and a squad of Navy SEALS. Make sure he gets to Cheyenne Mountain.

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Natalie Brender's avatar

Mazel tov! The lack of robust punctuation in that announcement paragraph made it seem on first glance that you'd been awarded a named chair of Nutrition Science, which would have really been distinguished.

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